and ?

cb

2009-03-15T04:09:00.000-07:00

Holy shit. My life for the past few months have been very stale/monotonous/boring/whateveryouwannacall it. Colour my world, whoever or whatever. I need something to just spark up my engine once more to paint the colours on the canvas. But I am happy, don't get my wrong. It's just, you know the occasional times where you just stare into space thinking about things that have or has or will happen.

Time to go back. Sanity on hold for a week. Be seeing you guys :0

oh my

2009-02-22T02:44:00.000-08:00

It's only halfway thru it and I already feel like throwing in the towel. Why? Cos I want my sanity back. Ah shit man.

Anyway, me and the band will be having a gig on the 7th of March. It'll be at Cineleisure at around evening time I think. Pretty crazy balls. A gig after so fucking long, and a pretty big gig at that. Goodness! May the force be with me, cos I'll definitely need it.

What's new? To start off, it's almost the the of February. It's 2009, and I'm still shocked that it's a 'new year'. Recession is pretty fucking bad and it's really not helping anyone actually. (duh~) Slumdog Millionaire is a fucking awesome show. Really, it is.

I love everyone around me. I really really really fucking do <333 :)

ok

2009-02-01T02:13:00.000-08:00

I think I've come to terms with my NS life. The first week or so was something like a 'climitisation programme'. It's pretty fucked but I guess maybe most of my mates might be feeling something similar as well.

Note to self : Don't chat over the phone after you've had a superfuckass long day and the time is around 3 am. 'eh,e'h,e';,ej',ej';e,s'a,uy'54,u45wuw665s6447w65u7 BORRRING!!!!!!!!!!

2009, please get better. I'll be praying that it will.

jjj

2009-01-31T22:55:00.000-08:00

pwmgpwgmwpgwmgpwmgpometpe35u7$%U$E$E$

I wear my heart on my collar and my face on my sleeve.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. fuckk

after sooooooooooo

2009-01-25T19:38:00.000-08:00

And now I'm bald, and serving the nation like any other boy in this tiny island. In case you didn't know I'm in CD and if I pass out(i hope i do though, cos its really difficult), I'll be a fire fighter. If I don't, I'll be a damn loser who will be retaking the whole firefighting course. Sick sh!t man.

I'm trying to kick up the habit of uploading fotos, but its on my facebook so just go there cos its easier. I've got a camera, shitload of photos that I owe people but its just in the cam, doing nothing and I can't be bothered to upload it anyway.

It's fair to say its been a quiet few months for me, serenity I guess. The next couple of months/ maybe even more has already been set in stone and I'll just be tagging along for the ride.

Colour my world

Please..

53

2008-10-23T10:26:00.001-07:00

About fucking time. 3 months of not updating. Suhhweeett. Well, here's the lo-down. I'm goin to serve the nation soon, I'm doin the same shit as I've always been doin and I pretty much hate my life. But hey, it's not so bad.[here's the part when i'm supposed to be positive]

It's fair to say that my life is like a pair of socks. Yeah, pretty much.

52 chicken

2008-07-31T22:02:00.000-07:00

Hands down, Popeyes have the best mashed potato in Singapore. Period. Their biscuits and chicken also not bad ah. You get a super awesome meal for under $10. Not bad yo. Fuhh. Power gedengak ahhhhhh

It'll just be a picture update. So that's about it, I think. If I can think of something more I'll add here and there.

Hover over for captionzz~~~
oh ya, if you're using mozila you can't view the captions. ie only can. hehehee. i never go polytechnic, but i know all this kay!!!!!!! [then action ahhh]

I'm moving to Sembawang for a month or so. Doing some kick-ass renovation to the crib dawg. Alright. Don't hate me cos I'm a bawang-er now [bawang means onion in malay. cb racist siaaa].
To all my west side homies, we's be meeing up soon yo!!! My pay coming in so go figure. woo.

xoxo

51 planes

2008-07-24T21:58:00.000-07:00

I can finally plan my life back! Cos I got me an organizer. [wow.so exxxciting, i know] I was mixing up work with driving with jamming with waxing with eyebrow plucking with rubber plantation etc. Finally lorxxzxzxz~~~

I'm trying to update more often and to prove it, I've change my tagboard cos my old one like not happening ah. Then change lorr. And I've also change the colours and shit. It took me 5 hours to do everything you know! [claps in appreciation]

This what I've been up to for the past 23590432 trillion yearz. Blah

I'm looking for something interesting, something adventurous in more ways than one. Shit balls. ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I always got nothing to think about all the time. Even when I think I'm about to think something, a big whole of empty sh!t comes instead of a big whole thought. Ya'know whaadd imma sayin'?? holey crap i waited for 40 min just for the pics to upload. nice. and it's still not done yet! ammmahhh aaaapaahh.

[edit: i think can view the picx liao]

50 xxyyzz

2008-07-10T10:10:00.000-07:00

It's just like a tire swing. It goes back and forth; the tire spinning round and round whilst the rope dangles on strong but steadily. Well, it'll eventually stop to a complete halt til someone pushes it back again. It's just an analogy. Just an analogy.

"thats some deep shit, imran. whoa. it's like u took shakespere lessons or something"

My absence is like drinking water without any water at all. oooooooookay. Here's a rundown of the shit I've been thru for so long: a gig, thailand, a hell lot of other people, uber lonely, work, driving[here n there only lor], shopping, not shopping, sleeping, gta4, eating. auditions coming up and another gig i think ah.

Whatever. My life's pretty messed up in a neat kinda way. a day at a time yo, a day at a time.

alright balls. proomise, next update gt piczxzxzxzzxzxz

49 moozik

2008-05-25T10:38:00.000-07:00

Hey guys. I've got a gig on 2nd June and my band's performing at Home Club at 6pm. If any of you guys are interested please inform me cos we gotta sell tickets and your presence will be GREATLY appreciated, balls.
Oh yeah, sorry for not updating for a month. I'll do a super proper update with pictures and shit soon!
But please support! Thanks! :)

We play heavy metal/hardcore/jazz/dance/rnb kinda shit so yeah. hhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

48 ebony

2008-04-24T10:16:00.000-07:00

I've pretty much decided what I'm going to do for the next ..4-5 years? Damn right man. Planning for the future that's really really bleak and pretty much a long way to go but early planning won't harm anyone but myself right? Yeah, that's what I thought.

No pictures for this entry cos I've not taken a decent picture in like 5000 years ah. And I'm enjoying my 1st or 2nd off day since I started work by just staying at home and shoving myself fat with food. It's a tough job, but someone has to do it. So I'll take the plunge and do it. Heh.

I guess I'll write a little bit about work so that I don't forget what I'm supposed to do when I actually go back to work. Novena outlet has been pretty awesome cos of 2 people but I'm transferred to the PS outlet which will totally increase my chances on knowing chicks cos there's more there than at Novena. Maids, banglas, ah sohs, stingy ah peks come to the Novena outlet more than the PS outlet. Either that or I've not been paying attention. Balls.

Whatever.

I'm pretty contented with life at the moment. You know when you get 'one of those moments', you actually look back and see what has made you who you are today and stuff? You know la. Good people, good music, good food, good job, good family, good everything la. For now that is. But whatever. Till it actually sucks, I'm going to enjoy this moment and wish it was on standstill forever. I wish I was 18 for the rest of my life. Don't you?

46 teabagging

2008-04-13T04:54:00.000-07:00

I'm gonna miss the mic people that's for sure. I won't miss em so much but I do miss acting and rehersals and stuff but hey its all good. It was a good experience for me and I'll totally remember the stuffs I learnt from it. Like how to wear gay-ass stage makeup, make fun of the people who read their lines wrongly and stuffs like that. It's those small mini mini moments that you'll remember the most and those gaymoments will rank high up there on my ball of fame. There is no reason to go back to Bishan anymore, only to collect my certificate and ..yeah thats about it I think. Hope the fuckers didnt already burn my cert upon seeing my gpa. Shitttttttt. Here are some pigs from the gradgaynight.

Okay, there's an opportunity to meet pretty girls liao. Hopefully working at the faggotass place will bring me to knowing some hot latinos that who will actually entertain me. And I hope by then I have the gigantoric balls to get to know them first. Heh. Bopleh la. [bopleh means wow in malay]

Life's pretty smooth at the moment. It's like as smooth as my ass man. And my ass is smoother than a baby's bottom, that's for sure. ;P I'm sure many of you who don't read will agree. So much for meeting up with the others. It's almost the end of April and by the time you actually take a step back and relax, you're already 96 years old, making sugar cane juice at Taman Jurong coffeeshop.

Death Note 2 is starting already. Go Kira!! [oh ya, btw. kira means small dick in malay ;p]

45 takecare

2008-04-03T10:58:00.000-07:00

Exams and Poly posting results are out. Congrats to those who got in the Polytechnic. Seriously, you guys either worked your arse off to get it or you're just damn lucky to get it. Either way you're still in poly anyway and I can only look at ya'll struting around with your laptops in hand. I fucked my exams up and hence I'm sitting down at 2am typing out my 'so-called rant' about why/what/who/where/how/was results la. I'm not proud of my result, but at least I got the certificate. [1 of the ways i'm trying to console myself from breaking down and slashing my ass with a spoon]. At least I gained a 'valuable experience' from going to ITE. I'm sure we all did. [we all as in those who actually attended ITE in the first place then blahblahblah]

This 2nd paragraph is for those who didn't make it. I'm not here to be like Oprah or Ellen De[generationX], I'm just saying that you guys tried. For the girls, ya'll can try again next year. Should be able to get in by then. If not just shave your hair off like the guys and serve NS la. [NS means nasigoreng soup. re-read the sentence again. thx] What's done is done and what's not been done can be undone that will be done at the end of the day unless it's undone by someone who doesn't want it to be done in the first place. For those who might be going to a private insititute, [dontknowwhattosaytothem.okgoodla.woo.letsthrowapartyforthesepeople.yay]

Okay, this might be the 4th blog you've read that is blogging about the goddamn results. But it's a hot topic and I cannot run away from anything that's hot you know! Especially sup kambing [it means kangkong charsiew in malay]. Everyone needs to rant out about it sooner or later. I'm just making mine later. So that sooner will be about Mas selamat and his 4 lesbian wives.

I changed my blog and I spent like 5 days doing everything man. So gimmie some credit! *claps and throws cabbage*

Fuck the results man. God save the Queen~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Hey, at least there's no more worries. Well, only what to do next. Thats all. Most to most go and die lor. Easy MaaAA.

Sucks to be me. Goodbye.

44 hardon

2008-03-23T08:08:00.001-07:00

Graduated already and now I'm totally chillaxing at home, scratching my balls at 11.34am, contemplating to wake up or sleep my SUPERfat ass away. I'm kind of searching for a job to kill my time and if anyone has any intro to any job [preferrably male gigolo] please be a kind soul and inform me k? Thanks much babies =P

There'll be Anugerah Band next week and my band's taking part. It'd be great if you guys could come down to check out the auditions. It's at Bishan [ironic cos i just graduated and i'm travelling back there again for this. fucking suria. cheebs] 3rd floor, the outdoor place thingy. I'll put the songs we recorded and a couple of band pictures in the near future. Now still WIP. Balls nigga. Ok thats the end of my cheapass publicity.

Oh ya btw, driving a car is freaking awesome balls.Seriously. ok very jakon[ 'like never see/experience before in malay'] balls. ok. i suck.
Dig nose then fry with the fried mars bar batter then put in sugar peanuts with diesel and armpit sweat. ok.

Gambars [pictures in malay. i teach u malay k. i help u] scroll.fo.kap+!0n$

I'll try to update often la. Wa lau. Sorry la. I'm just a boy ='[

43 finish

2008-03-13T09:13:00.000-07:00

And so the gay-ass exams are over. No more waking up at 5.30am every other weekday, no more racist jokes with my classmates, no more hanging out with the SC people, no more fried chicken at the canteen and most importantly no more 40c bandung!

I'll miss IQV, my SC mates and a hell lot about ITE Bishan. I won't miss the travelling though. Oh well, hope we all meet up really soon bitches! :P Make sure ah!

Alot of happenings lately dawg. I'm trying to insert a super hiphopcurrypop accent here, so try and picture in your head me [w]rapping to this entry. :P
The SC grad night was a blast and although I expected a little more appreciation for the graduating people but hey! I think it's fair to say the majority of us had a blast cos the people made it happening! Good la. If not boring like 3am Arts Central sia. Incubus was also happening. I lost my colour2 speks in the midst of it and my shoes looked as if I was playin soccer for 4 years straight! Heavy metal ah.

So what's my plans for the future? Not sure. Meantime, I'm trying to find a job to keep me occupied for a month or two or three or 20. I'll relax and enjoy life while I have the time before reality kicks in and then that will be the time whereby I gotta do some major thinking on what's going to happen in the far future. Ah man, the future is so fucking gay. But hey! Happening what! :P oh ya anyone got vacancy to reccomend pls temmie. fuck! so msn language laa. Cheena liAoXzzz

Actually before I started typing all this shit out, it felt like it was goin to be a longass entry. But its pretty short and leanah$WUJ49#yL-+
Hover ober for captions. Sorry no pic of mas selamat ah boss

actually got another photo of me and intan. but donno why cannot upload. sorry tau intan syg. jgn marah k? <333 u. heh. confirm u will have this super long face whn u read this. either that face or this face -.- heh

K love ya'll :)

42 marijuanaGANJA

2008-02-22T21:29:00.000-08:00

Finally I decided to update after tons of reminders and even a reminder on my organizer (which didn't help much. heh. thanks anyway eve). As usual I've got no fucking idea what I'm typing out and I'm just thinking word by word on what to update. From expired chocolate and gay korean artists to blogshop preorders and a wierd obsession: audit teacher ng tt (that applies to my classmates), I decieded to just go with the [pee]flow and just type out whatever that comes to mind, be it vulgar and disgusing or even racist and discriminating.

The first paragraph has no purpose/meaning/whatsoever and it exists for the sake of being the first paragraph for this entry. And maybe I'll update on my happenings recently. Let's put it in a point-form so 'you' people can understand easier. ;P

- I'm graduating really fucking soon. Exams' in March, bitch!
- I've got auditons in March!
- I'm going for Incubus in March!
- I'm going to lose alot of friends in March!

I think there's more but ..don't know lah. Don't you fucking think that you're always right. Cos you're not. You're getting your point across but no one can feel what you feel at that split second. I swear I feel like uppercutting your face. Nabei Cheezebun

Okay. I perspire alot already after typing that out. I need to go on dates man. Fuck. I'll just post up pictuers cos my I'm drying up on material already. Fuck it again! Hover over for captions.

May PISS be upon you people. Have a good [dontknowhowmanydaystilinextupdate] ahead yo! When you are in trouble, need help or even a friend to talk to, you know who to call!! Not me of course!!

41 bee cheng hiangzz

2008-02-05T07:33:00.000-08:00

I found a hell lot of my old shit yesterday. From cheezy Lindsay Lohan magazines, WWE cards deck list to my friggin' old dictation book I found out that all these are really memories that we'll all take to our dusty(dil) grave. [not dil grave ah. cheebye]

I'll type out a mini-composition from my Primary School days.

"It was a hot afternoon. I was walking home from school feeling exhausted. How I wished I had some ice-cream to eat.
All of a sudden I heard a loud scream. I looked around me and saw nothing unusual. I continued my walk, hoping to find out the source of that unpleasant outcry. Not long after, a motorcycle sped past me. I noticed something very odd about the motorcyclist. He was holding a handbag. Suspecting something was wrong, I took down the licence number of the motorcycle. Soon after, a woman was running towards me and asked if a speeding motorcycle had passed by. The woman was a victim of s snatch thief. I told her not to worry as I had noted down the licence number. I accompanied her to the police station to make a police report.
A few days later while reading the papers, I was delighted to know that the sntach thief that I had encountered was apprehended; largely due to my efforts in the matter ;p"

How about that?! That was like fucking 7 years ago! It was dated 17 July 01. EH! I got a 19/20 for that k?! [ceh. then action ah. cheebye]
Ok, I'll type down another one. Cos funny laaaaaa. Cannot believe I'm reading my old shitty work. lol!!

""Soon, the ambulance arrived and her grandmother was sent to the hospital. Her parents were very worried and they huddled outside the operating theatre to await the outcome.
After what seemed like an eternity, the doctors came out and said 'We've tried our best, but the old lady has lost too much blood. Sorry'
Fatimah could not control herself. She shrieked with all her might "Nooo..!! It's not possible! Oh Grandma!!"
Tears streamed down her cheeks uncontrollably. Her parents were sad too. They cried bitterly. What a tragedy!""

I took a couple of pictures of my shitty art in Secondary School and some other random pictures.

Hah. I think I'll lose most of my friends once I graduate. Even before it actually happens, I honestly feel really sad that it's going to be that way. On my part, I've been a bitch and not remembering those who were there. I'm trying. At least I've got my hamster ;p To those..ah fuck. You guys know who you are, I think. I miss ya'll alright? Meet up realy soon. I'll give ya'll a big hug til you lose 4 kilos.

Pictures! Hover over for captionz.

Alright! Happy CNY to all~~ May ya'll eat all the bbq babi[buto] porkchoplard in the world!! ``````````

40

2008-02-04T07:55:00.000-08:00

I think I'll update tomorrow. Holy crap, I found a hell lot of my old stuff in my cupboard. I'll talk about it tomorrow. I don't know. It's quite meaningless to write this out cos I can just do it tomorrow. I'll stop procrastinating and practice what I fucking preach :P

Tomorrow!

39 tizu

2008-01-22T06:06:00.000-08:00

I've got Accounting CA tomorrow and I'm only halfway done with my revision which I'm blowing my fucking nose off cos a goddamn flu. Budgeting ain't easy balls. Hope for the best tomorrow! ~~I gotta pass.~~ I must pass. MUST, I TELL YOU!!

School life is coming to an end really really soon. I think I'll write an entry about school, soon. Just to pay 'tribute' on how 'freakishly-amazing' ITE Bishan is.

Life's been pretty quirky lately. I don't know. Maybe, just maybe, it's time to slap back to reality and stare straight down at the eyes of the beholder. Sometimes I wished I was in the 70's/80's. You know. The 'sex,drugs and rock&roll' lifestyle. If only it was possible now, I'd totally be wasted and fuck my life up immediately. But it'd be a great way to fuck it up though. *winks*

Here's some overdued pictures.

G'day!

38 dawg

2008-01-15T07:57:00.000-08:00

Okay. I sounded superfucking'emo-slash-my-ass-and-my-balls' in the previous entry. Ahh, whatever la eh. Woo! It's a Tuesday and it's after Monday and 2 days before Thursday! KK

Alright. I'm just burning my fats and time to go sleep so I guess I'll post up the pictures of Bangcock. Enjoy :) Hover over for kaptions.

Thai people are so patient, I swear. Even much more patient than we, Singaporeans. It's a trait that I'd love to have. I miss Thailand. Actually I just miss Chatuchak, that's all. And maybe the tour guide and the superass tasty food and cheap ciggys. Fuck Bolls!!!!!

Nicole Schwartch-a-nigga is on 98.7 now. K la bye. Jacq & The Candlestick show farni, go listen. K night baby

37

2008-01-10T07:52:00.000-08:00

Everything is diminishing and I'm standing still, watching it wither away while doing absolutely nothing. I guess if things were to be like this then I'll just leave it to time to do it's thang. Hey, I always tell myself shit happens. I hate looking on the negative side of things. Even on the most fucked up tragedy/day/event/whatever, I try to find something about it for me to diss and make fun of so I can laugh it away. Yeah. It's not a good trait cos it's not considered 'serious'.
How do you define 'serious'? With a wrenched up eye, an enlarged nose and a stern & stiff jaw looking at you? Fuck that shit.

It's the new year and I've not much resolutions made up for the oh-so-splendid 08'. Maybe not yet. Maybe not ever. But hey, with time something will pop up. Living in the moment. Not the past or future. The present. Live life day by day. Hour by hour. Minute by minute. Ahh, you get the point. Seriously :P

I'm just letting out whatever fucked up emotions I have in me and knowing that no one will read this makes me feel much better cos it's like I'm talking to some hot canadian chick online or something.
Every sentence is not related to one another.

Ya know, I've once thought it'd be uber fun to throw myself infront of a truck and see how it feels. I know it's nuts but I've got this sick sad little side of me which I hate oh-so-much cos it's like being emo and slashing my buttcheeks and forehead. I'd exchange all that for a nice massage.

Oh ya, Bangkok was awesome. I post pictures up next entry. The cam's not with me now.

Poly open house this weekend.

When ya see me, fart at my face.

Fuck you. Seriously, go fuck yourself. I swear, I can make a song all about 'fucks&shits' and name it 'fucks&shits'.

You fucking pussy.

36 kok

2007-12-28T02:30:00.000-08:00

I'm off to Bangkok tomorrow and I won't be in time to update this thing in time for the new year so I'd like to wish a totally advanced Happy New Year to whoever's reading right now and may 2008 be a friggin' awesome year for ya :)

2007 was a crazy-ass year for me and I for one am looking forward to the new year. It's not really a total 'reset' on life but more like another chance to renew myself. Hah. Time's moving too fast man. It's almost 08' and I think I'm still living in 06'. I've learnt a fuckload of lessons in 07' and I'm grateful for whoever or whatever that taught me the meaning, value of life, friendship and love.

"Life is what you make out of it" - Yours truly :P

Have a good year ahead people. I'll be celebrating the new year with she-males and trennies [altho they actually mean the same thing] with tom yum soup and tony jaa side by side!!

FYI, Benazir Bhutto [not buto] was assasinated. Go read! Go! [Find the website yourself la]

35 snotzz

2007-12-15T20:28:00.001-08:00

Thanks to everyone and no-one for all your birthday wishes. I really appreciate the wishes and to the people who sabo-ed me by forcing me do thrust/dance my ass off like hard gay at Esplanade and shoving my face into a sick-ass donut and other shit, thanks for doing all that cos at least I have a reason to remember my 18th birthday and all that jam in between. Balls! Happy 18th again, Imran!! Woo! Mind-fuck!!!!!!

My birthday ain't such a big deal and I didn't do anything special really other than spending it with the people who care about me the most. *tough love, people. tough love* I'll post up ze piccies from days ago. It's in random order so yeah. Happy browsing niggazzzzzz.
I hate having a blog sometimes. So lazy to type the title, even. Fucks!
Captions! Mouse! on! Picture!!

I was browsing Friendster just now and I stumbled on my ex-girlfriend and her darling's profile. Hah. If ya wanna view, click here. If she reads this blog, then good la. If not, then also good la. Oh well. I'm happy for her that she and her bf can last for so long and I do wish them well for the future ahead. But between you and me [me being the people other than my ex], she used to be prettier last time and I gotta admit she does look ______(insert pronoun/adjetive/pasttense/whatever) here. Sorry Melly, if you happen to read this! But, hey! It's the truth! Ask the rest who know ya! Hah. I hate my balls sometimes, but who gives a sh!t!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy holidays! =]

Oh ya! Who just signed up for their drivers license at BBDC and needs someone to go accompany to do shit, do ask me! Cos yeah! shit, balls!

34 cockcake

2007-12-10T04:02:00.000-08:00

Hi. I came home early for i-dont-know-for-what-fuck reason and decided to sleep the afternoon off since the weather was brilliant. And since there's nothing much to do at home, I decided to really go upon myself and take pictures of my bedroom and smelly pillow [bantal busuk] (direct translation from eng to malay and vice versa). I guess I really didn't know what else to do til I almost burned my damn tounge and throat by greedishly (i doubt there's such a word) swallowing a spoonful of hot soup. Fuck Campbells. They should have made tin soup microwave-able. It'd be wayyy easier. Whatever.

Captions, hover over balls.

You just wasted 47 seconds of your life reading this crap. Hah. Too bad. Try again next time ok? I'll give ya a Funzone token next time ;P

33 shhh

2007-12-09T07:53:00.000-08:00

Imran, you are really one piece of fucking shit. You suck and I wish you rot in hell.

If I could beat myself up, I would. But I'd stop straight away once I punch myself in the face.

I hate my own guts. Sigh

32 cakes

2007-12-03T06:08:00.000-08:00

I'd like to wish a happy belated birthday to the squishiest face girl ever, EUNICE!!! I wanted to put a picture up, but I was just too lazy too and besides, I'm not updating on my usual computer. To even type her blog address down and link it here and there also lazy. If you wanna go to her blog and spam/eat/drink/punch/kick/squeeze her, go ahead. Copy paste this ah! Http://euniceDESU.blogspot.com. Thats Http://euniceDESU.blogspot.com. Woo!! 18 already seh Eunice. So old til I feel so young til I'm 4 years old. Woo!! Go MOS[burger] soon ah!!

This entry is going to be plain, as in no pictures or video or any of the sort. I just wanted to rant out. Kinda seems as if I just blew my load. Balls man.

Standard charted marathon was a killer, but it was pretty alright at the end of it. I thought it'd be draggy and shit, but I was right! It was! Lol. Anyway, I ran 21km and I thought to myself while running, 'I should have brought along my mp3'. Trust me when I say this, it's boring, running with no companion whatsoever. I had a friend with me, so I managed to stay sane [thank god] but it'd be nice to listen to 'jenny' or 'bouncy bouncy smack smack' while running, ya know what i mean?
And as a result of running too much, my thighs are aching like fuck. It's like it has 40000 tonnes of weights on it or something. But hey! It's not everyday you have aches on your body so enjoy it! It's like a tiny little fetish I have you know.. Pain and stuff. Shit, I sound like a damn slasher. 'AHH!! IMMA GUNNA SLASH YOUR ASS, BEEYATCHHHH!!!'

Damn. I really feel like shutting down this thang. Oh well, we'll see.

Practice safe sex, people. Use a french cap :P

31 nerds

2007-11-23T20:03:00.000-08:00

The SC had a grad night for the Jan 07 intake on Thursday and in fact, it turned out pretty good than expected. Teachers were all smiling [rarely] and praising on how smooth everything went. I didn't do shit, so I can't take the credit. Hah. I didn't attend like 1/2 of the meetings and I didn't even stay back for deco. But I got to give praise for the rest of the Organizing Committee for their hardwork. Terplanting!!!!!!!! I just hope that our grad night will be better than this one. It better be!!!!!!! =P I can't believe I just said something positive! OH my!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Gotta record this down mannn

K lame. I still don't know why I have a blog. The lazyness is starting to kick in and I don't really wanna update my blog nowdays. 1) I don't really know what to blog about most of the time and when I do actually blog, it's usually like last minute and the words just come out, suprisingly, and I don't really bother to read back what I wrote so it's usually junk. Hell, I don't even remember what was the first 3 words I wrote! [actually, i could just scroll up and read, but lazy la!]

Oh ya, I had this freakyass dream yesterday. I dreamt that some dude was tryna kill the fuck outta me. Yeah, that's about it. I woke up panting as if I just had sex with a cow and perspiring so much that i swear you could collect bout' 300ml. Balls. Dreams are hard to remember and even if you do, it's really cloudy and vague.

Hogay, ze photos. Captions, just put your mouse over the piccies. K

Actually, there are like way more photos than these. These were just from my camera, and taken by random people who really don't know how to operate a camera [not that i know how to operate in the first place]. Sorry about the fuckky piccies and for my fuckky face. When I get nicer nicer pictures of the grad nite I'll put it up fo sho'.

fo shizzle ma' nizzle, beeyatchh````

30 tehPENG

2007-11-18T02:21:00.000-08:00

I don't know if I promised anyone if I would blog about them or not. I'll just blog about the Gulf War [yeah right, bitch. you cant lie even if someone bought you a "lying for dummies" book]
And so I spend my Saturday at AMK CC. No, I wasn't there to play basketball/chinese chess/rugby with the wrinkly apeks or there to make kueh/nasi lemak/mee soto with the nyonyas. We [the ppl who acted in money sense in simei] had to perform the same thing for a post-deepavali celebration thingy. OOOkayyy. What does saving money and deepavali have in common? Vadeh, bandung and cents of course! K K k.. Ku klux klan. Ya know what it means? No right. Woo. Go read up on it. You must know. Hogay, out of topic.

Me, and a couple of others [actually no others la, cos they're already gay.lol!] had to be made up and look like the gayest person you can think of. [i have azhar in mind. BASTARD sial!!] kk. I post the pictures up. Scroll over for captions tau.

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE!

Hah. They look like Fatso from Casper! Not what la! You get the drift. Jeez. Don't sensitive ah. WHOOOOOOOOOOOO

Alright balls. Time for the funniest picture 2 EvA!!! lol.

There was supposed to be text in the white space. I didn't do it properly. It says "This is an apple". K KKKK
We all need to kick ourselves in the face. Ah fuck. I wished my leg was long enough to kick my own face. Toodle poodle croodle!!

29 eardigger

2007-11-13T06:57:00.000-08:00

It's Tuesday and Gelare's having half priced waffles. I didn't eat em today and I'm not here to rake up the gayol'past of mine and describe to you how awesome their waffles are. Whipped cream, ice-cream, choco sauce..ahh I should stop before I drool like how I drool when I sleep on the train or bus or where ever ah. Fuck'd up, beeyatch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wanna see something that'll totally make you go 'awwww'..?

Rashid and Evelyn! LOL! I wanted to try out the border thingy on my camera so I used them as a guinea pig! Ok, maybe for Rashid's case its a bunny. But he's not as cute as that so I guess maybe a bird? Kuku bird? KK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lolZZZZZZZZZ

My this dear classmate of mine asked me to KOPI games into her tumbdrive. She made this letterthingy so that I'd get a good impression and actually do it for her.

EUNICE DESU!!!!!!!!!!!!! lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. She's the girl who always provides me with sweets in class and beats the crap out of me. Very manly sia. Lol. But she's nice and I'm actually saying something nice to her! Blanja me Bandung Eunice! Hard-0 gAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh ya, I help out at the mosque every Sunday, selling food stuffs. I know what ya'll are thinking, "Eh? imran, mosque, helping people? WTF!!!!!!!!!" But yeah. It's true balls. Anyway, my aunt typed out the menu list. Spot the mistake alright?

Yeah. TIT-BITS!!!!!!!!! Lol. I laughed my ass off when I realised. And I found out in a mosque! Holy FuCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eh, bye. Abrupt right? K. Squeeze ya later bolls :)

28 blender

2007-11-10T20:56:00.000-08:00

I wanted to upload pictures but like leceh ah. So I guess for this dumbass post I'll just put some crappy videos for you guys to waste your 4 mins of your life over. Oh ya, check it out: I just bought donuts and ate em and immediately after that I feel like crapping the shit outta my butt. Ooh!!!!!

Wicked-ass hands, beeyatch!!!!

Blending his own ass. Check out other videos, it includes blending an iPod and also golf BALLS!!

Aiite, I'm off to take part in World War 3. K bye

27 auditing

2007-10-31T06:43:00.000-07:00

I brought my camera to school and decided to do a mini collagethingybeforeigraduatefromitebishanandwhenihavenotimetotakepicturesofeveryoneandiwouldratherdoitnow kind of thing ya'know? I thought blogger's photo upload tool would be reliable but it sucks so I decided to upload the pics on photobucket. Easier anyway cos can upload in bulk, which is so totally easier. Alrightey then! Enjoy the photogs!

I'm in a fucked up Accounting class, IQV but the people aren't as fucked up. [Hak! Gotcha didn't I? :P] I hate Accounting but I guess with these people around, it ain't half bad.[but it's stil bad btw ;P] [gotcha again didn't i?][woo!]

From touching/pinching/biting/eating each others nipples [the guys only cos they aint got fats on their breasts], making fun of teachers or other gay-shit antics you can think of [it's been done already, whatever that you are thinking of], it's all part of the unity of the class. I know for sure I'll miss these people, but not yet of course! Rashid ain't in the pics cos he didn't cum[shot] just now. What an idiot. Wasted, cos never get to take pictures. Even he did, he'd give this ubergayseducing look anyway. HAH!

Fuck. Photobucket cannot resize the pictures so I think I'll like edit the entry tomorrow cos I got alot of shit goin on. UGH! I swear I was so pumped up on updating but alamak! Eh, if anyone can gimmie a good way to upload a shitload of photos tell ah! To be continued!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EDIT! ok, i added the photos already. See! I know how to use the computer! woosh!
Scroll over for captions, balls.

Ok fuck! Uploadaed! Finally. Phew! Aiite foolz!!!

26 mucus

2007-10-26T22:11:00.000-07:00

Okay. Something serious, I think. I don't think I can ever be serious, but I want to get my message across so I gotta be serious. I think that my serious face is really retarded. I'll be gawking my stupid mouth away and saliva will be trickling down onto my shorts after opening it for like 24 seconds or so. See? I already spent 1 wasteful paragraph on being serious, what more the rest of the entry? Ah fuck.

Student Council. ITE Bishan's student council is, to me, really not doing their job. Why you ask? Well, actually the whole purpose of a Student's Council is to actually be a bridge for the students and the teachers. We should actually be a voice for the students, not for the teachers. You see, we're actually doing whatever the teacher has thrusted upon us without questioning them why. Normal members like me can't question them cos we are in no position to. The excos aren't questioning them. [well, i do know some or rather 1 who is] I'll give an example. There's this marathon coming up soon and the whole council is involved. And the PE department has asked the council to go for training before the marathon. Understood. But, from what I know, even those who aren't running have to attend the training. It's like, what the fuck? Come on. We have our own lives and to make us [those not running but walking instead in the marathon] attend the training is really wasting our time. We're not being a voice for the students also. We're more like 'Teachers Council'. Part of our exsistence should be because we're doing this for the students. We should be fighting for what the students feel. I guess that's not happening cos the students hate the council cos we look awesome in the tie [well, only some of course.lol] and we've not really done anything to get the feedback from the students. Alright. I think I'll stop for this paragraph. So lenghty. Ok ok.

I think my previous paragraph is long enough to be an entry by itself. Hah. I'll end the entry with a picture during Hari Raya of me and my siblings.

LOL. Cousin in the way! Ah crap!

Oh ya, I told the girls in my class that I'd blog about them in the next entry. THe 27th entry k? lol. I gotta accumulate my information first!

25 dush

2007-10-23T06:44:00.000-07:00

I was thinking of adding music on my blog but I don't know eh. You know. Some grumpy people will be like "oh shit, this fucker's blog got music la. now i must off my music to listen to this asswipe's song. shit to him/her". Apparently I summed up what I wanted to say in that sentence. Shit. So much for going in depth but I guess I can do that, but I can't. Hmm.. Shit-take mushrooms~~

School, schmool. I'll skip blogging about school but I just wanted to say that it's as boring as it has ever been. New subjects, new teachers, new teachers with alien-like haircut and glasses, new body parts, new etc. Tits man. Why can't ITE create a PSP course. Whoa. It'd be cool, but I guess we'll all be wearing Mr.Magoo-like glasses after completing the course. If you don't know who is Mr.Magoo, you oughtta be ashamed. Go search on google.com or something la. It's like common sense. It's like you don't know you got a nipple on your hairy chest. Hmm..

Anyone has any interesting cures/remedies for cold/flu/cough? Clarinaisepieceofshitassfuck (?sp) is expensive balls. $10.50 for an effective cure? Ok la, I'm being stingy but it's expensive la! I think most of us would rather get Lemsipshitfuckbodohbabibuto (?sp) than that Clara shit. Ahh, you get my point. Zero-point. K K K. Ku Klux Klan. My favourite past time. Yeah right, balls. Balls: "Yes bitch! I'm right, dumbsh!t!!!!"

Get a life and then buy MYUK goods. k bye

24 tishhoo

2007-10-19T20:56:00.000-07:00

The best song in the whole god damnned world.

I thought of updating about the week, but lazy ah. Maybe tomorrow. (shit, i'm procrastinating)
Oh well, enjoy the clip ya'll. =]

23 orgy

2007-10-14T07:51:00.001-07:00

I love my girlfriend :) 23rd of every month is our monthsary and I'd like to being this meaningless entry with something meaningful. I lUbBBb cHoO00o fAtIN!! Ho ho

No pictures yet cos my sister is out with the camera and I'm at home thinking if I should describe how the picture looks like so you guys have a vivid idea of whats coming. Maybe not.

I wanna wish everyone, not just the malays, a Selamat Hari Raya. May you guys go to every house and rip the cash out of the owners. Muahah. Have a great one guys. Make sure you eat at every house you visit and vomit on the lift when you're otw home. And when you vomit, may the person who enters the lift after you leave eat your vomit and become the old malay legend, Badang! For my non muslim friends (if i have any), Badang is this uber largeass dude who is superass strong cos he ate some dude's vomit. So, if you ladies want large biceps like mine, eat someone's vomit and pray that it tastes like chocolate puding. Whoo

Ahh fuck. I got nothing else to blog about already. At first like got alot. But I guess not. If you got any ideas for me to blog about, do tell me! Sms, call, tag, throw a sock, give me a cupcake with a small note inside, whatever. You wanna create a song telling me what to blog about, also can. Very touching anyways. Hoo!

Ok ya'll. Have a great night and for those who's schooling tomorrow, have fun on the first day..only! Nights, bitches!

Eat shit and die!

22 poop

2007-10-11T23:06:00.000-07:00

Alritey then. Hari Raya is tomorrow and school starts on Monday. Everything just falls into place nicely. I ain't going to bitch about 'not-being-in-the-hari-raya-mood' or about 'i-hate-school' so you guys can save 43 seconds of your life.

Actually, I myself ain't sure what to blog about. Maybe I should blog about what I decided not to blog.

Fuck it. I feel like shutting this shitass blog down. Hmmm.

The blogging syndrome ain't there anymore man. Besides, I asked myself this question. Maybe you guys should to :
What's so interesting about your life til people want to read about it?

Fuck this shit. Bye bitches. Have a nice Raya.

21 tofu

2007-10-07T07:03:00.000-07:00

I've been at home for the past 2 days after weeks of heading out everyday and I've come to a conclusion: there's nothing like home. I feel cozier at home (mostly cos the new aircon's installed already) and homecooked food tastes better than Mr.'Yan can cook so can you' and Jamie Oliver's disgusting food put together. Speaking of food, here's a pic of your balls on crack.

Before she hounds me down for credit, I better give it to her first. This pic was taken by my lovely Fatin. (sweet right? alamak. say yes la) :P

This is actually my first time enjoying my holidays since it started. I've only got a week left to enjoy and then shittyass school starts. Quite a few things lined up this week: chalet, breaking fast outside with some people(??), some other shit I forgot and Hari Raya! My manager didn't call me for my schedule and I can't really be bothered about work next week so I'm 89% assuming I ain't working. If the fucker calls and suddenly asks me to work, I'd be damned balls. Hah. Aidil's pay will be a hell lot more than mine, that's for sure. I think I'll ask him to treat me to a packet of chicken rice. If he doesn't, I'll bite his bollas off! Woo!

Question: Do you honestly think that Singapore is really a multi-racial country? Okay, minus all the other races bonding and shit. Look at the broader picture ok? You answer first then I answer. Deal? Ok deal.

Shave my balls and pour me a milkshake, it's Monday tomorrow!

Just a friendly reminder to all those who have just a week left of holidays just like me: Parrrtaaayyyyy beeeyatchhess!!!!!!

P.S: Whack me with a pogo stick and pluck my testies with a toothpick, you suck!!!!!!!

20 fullstop

2007-10-06T09:53:00.000-07:00

What? What happened? Sigh. I struggle to fathom certain people sometimes. (maybe most of the time)

19 (santa) claus.trophobic

2007-10-04T09:17:00.000-07:00

Oi. I'm using a new CPU and it's awesome. Windows Vista. Ok. Not Visa, Vista you Jay Chou-wannabe piece of eyebrow shit.

Ahh, friends who backstab ain't cool. Friends who are 2 faced ain't cool also. Friends who treat the old ones like shit and the new ones good are also like not cool man. And so there are still people like this living in this godforsaked place we call 'Earth'. Why? Any reason, balls? Wierd. Doing in the dark and discreetly, letting go almost no clues is good. But smashing your face in a game of Tekken on the PSP would be better :) [violence is not the answer, kids. violence on the gaming consoles is a better option. choose that instead if you're almost about to knock the fella's head off with your right jab] I don't really know how to elaborate on this cos it's on the line. It's not been crossed..yet but it might! When the line is crossed and it turns into a circle-shaped thingy or something, I'll be sure to report it to BBC and Channel 8.

I doubt I'll get into the Nuffnang thingy. I literally and hypothetically suck and apperently I'm sucking on my thumb right now. [yeah right. shut up man. i ain't sucking on anything except for a damn dildo]

Here I go again, ranting about shit that make no friggin' sense at all and making a big hoohah over something that is actually ant-sized, or the size of Jose Mourinho's 'lil brotha. The weather's been an absolute dear lately. Bright blue skys and humid breezes make it a fine day to run..or not. I don't wanna sound like a fucking bitch but I must say that the sun's fucking bright man. Burning the frigging skin off my body and off my ass. I shoulda brought along sun block just now. Crap.

Now, something happy. Foo Fighters are out with a new album. Go get it. Awesome right the news? Whoo. BBC should hire me. ( as a fucking coffeeboy, beeyatch)

Ladies and germs, please put yourself together for the latest member of the Pokemon family!!

Introducing... BUTO-MON!

K bye

18 tolberone

2007-10-01T12:49:00.000-07:00

I've got some funny looking ad on the top of my blog, something like a heading but it doesn't really act or look like one. I wanted to give this thingy a try so I thought to myself 'hey, why not? the only thing I'd lose is 20 mins of my life doing all that shit that got me interested in the first place!'. I doubt I'd get any positive news, but I just wanted to try my rotten luck. Maybe suddenly turn fresh?! You never know, yo! * 50 cent voice*

I squinted, gazed and even stared at their guide on how to place the ad on the top of the page and after like 15 mins, I finally got it! I was like 'oh, like that. So easy. Sheesh. If only they made the tutorial a little easier for people with a hell lot of leg hair like me, understand. Maybe not I guess. But hey! What the heck. It's on my blog for a short while It's like a trial la. I guess I'll give it a time span of maybe a month or so? Maybe a year or two, before I take that ad down. It's like Christmas lights without the Christmas or the lights. Uhh, you get what I mean. It was a figure of speech, not me acting funny/cute/kawaii/handsome. It's just the way it is. Cos it does have a teeny-weeny similarity between em. They make something look good (my attempt at sucking up to the people that's going to track my blog down), from something that looks like it just got out of a car accident. Imagine Toyota and Nissan crashed. OMG. The consequences would be fatal. Imagine the lives at stake. 1 life, and that is.. (fake drumroll) my mother! and father! and sister! and brother! *shit, stop going like that in circles cos it's annoying and whoever's reading this get the point. If you dont get it, you can just call me. Remember, I only accept girls who call. Not beefy-chunky sausages in between their legs.

Eh, my eyes are carrying 10kg weights on the eyelids. I gotta get some shuteye man. Good night homies! I'm sorry for not dancing or anything for ya.

17 genitalitis

2007-09-27T09:44:00.000-07:00

Ho ho, bitches!

I've been watching online movies for the past few days and have been sleeping at 4,5 in the morning and not feeling sleepy at all afterwards in the afternoon after i finish the aftermath of the afterscience and the aftersocialstudies. Cos of the trusty website and a interesting movies, kept me at my smelly chair for hours, sipping sky juice on the rocks and eating cookies while digging my nose and scratching my armpit from time to time. Balls. Sleeping late isn't doin any good for eyebags and instead of getting rid of it, it'll just keep adding on and eventually your face will be as dark as the night sky. Hell, your shadow would be confused! (Ok, i stole that shadow joke off some comedianassbitchbanglafaggot-head) Bottomline after 67 paragraphs is, don't sleep late. Not healthy. Later mak (mother) marah (angry).

After committing to a cca for so long, this is what we get in return? Balls man. We gave so much (i think? i'm not too sure but i think we gave quite alot for the cca and kinda spend a fuckload of time in school) but instead of calling us to have dinner together, ya'll forgot. "Eh, we go organise an outing ah. We call the members and make it into a ___(insert cca name here) outing. 1,2,3,4 ahhh and 5 (example only ah) i think that's enough. lets go eat our asses out and then drink water off each anothers ear and nose holes!". Wierd that they would be treating us this way, giving us the pariah treatment. Me and some others (actually i don't know the others la. only one other person. haha) feel that we've been left out of something that we were close to at some point. What to do. They've been selective, picking their cliques only and forgetting some members. Actually, they've always been in cliques. None of them show a genuine effort to go out of their way to make the whole group feel as one. It's always scattered, like a glassbottle smashing on Gurmit Singh's head. Aiyah, when I wanna update more about this I will la. But for now, I just wanna say that it's falling to pieces. My confidence in this is draining and draining fast.

Rihanna's 'Umbrella' is an irritating but catchy song. Okay, it's nice and it's won Video of the Year at the recent VMA's. Fine. (I dont mind doing Rihanna, btw) Ok, ok ok ok. Enough about the sex talk. (the sex talk actually one part. i step like got alot liddat) There's this band who covered this song and actually did a video. The video is better than Rihanna's gaylooking video. But, before you watch the cover video, watch the original one then the cover one. Then you'll find it funny. Alritey then. Here you go, ingrates! =P Enjoy. P.S: I actually laughed watching the video. Haha. They should have won video of the year. And their cover is pretty catchy too. woo! k la, enjoy!

G'day.

16 dong

2007-09-25T12:37:00.000-07:00

And so I decided to blog about something a little serious that usual. Not that I don't blog seriously, but ....aiyah. You get the point.

People, people, people.

Okay. It's not that serious as I would have liked but I guess what I wanted to blog about today didn't turn out as what I planned it to be. I thought I'd type out an essay-like entry on people's character and mannerisms but I sort of lost what I wanted to say. And instead, I'm typing out why I'm not blogging what I should be blogging in the first place. Excuses, bitch!

It's 3.41 am on a Wednesday morning and the stupid blogger timer is useless cos of its GMT timing and whatnot. I should be asleep, resting my small ass for work later and drooling away at my mushy/smelly pillow and caressing my bolster while blasting the fan which causes flag-raising/morning-glory. But I'm not. Instead, here I am typing this out on a laptop which the letter 'e' on it is about explode off the keyboard and onto my eyes which will then cure my short-sightedness and regain my sight back and my usual fat-self. I think I'm fat. Shit. I shouldn't be like that. I'm not fat by nature but you know how things go. You say that you're fat but you're actually not and then a fat person overheard you saying that will feel a little self-concious cos they know that they are fat but actually it's the inside that matters. All the shit about, the 'outside dont count. only the inside'. My balls. God made people the way they are. It's up to the people to decide how they want to look. If you're skinny then you're skinny. Like me. If you're fat, then you're fat. Like me. And this dude over here,

Alright. I'll stop. This entry is so lenghy. Ok. Catch you suckas soon. Wan~SuaY!!!!

15 noodle

2007-09-23T09:52:00.000-07:00

Sunday, balls. It's like after Saturday but it's before Monday. Eh? It's already Monday cos it's 12.55 am on my watch. Stupid. K. It's Monday, after Sunday! But before Tuesday la. Ok, I ask you. What's after Tuesday but before Wednesday and after Saturday? Hmmm.. Okay. I'll reward you with a pat on the back k? *pats your back alot of times til I an egg prata appears*

I just realised something. You guys take a look at this video from Linkin Park. The lead singer, Chester in the beginning, looks as if he's humping the fucking mic stand la. Wth?! K. I'm the only one who finds it funny then. Hmph. People these days. They think they are the fucking king of the fucking world cos they are fucking themselves up with their own fucking words and their own fucking ego which boosts their own fucking ass up as huge as Tyra Banks. Fuck.
Heh. Fuck. Eh, who came up with the word fuck ah? The man who came up with the word should get a reward man. If he could get $0.50 for every 'fuck' thats been said, I think he'd be a trilliongajillionmilliontrillionjagabillion-aire. He'd be richer than Bill (Wood) Gate. Eh, then if like that I gotta pay like $29.90 la. Shit. K. I cancel my fucks already. Shit! There I go again.

I want to go eat la. K la. I told ya'll that I'd update more often. Muahaha!! take that! *throws a curry puff at your face* *oops. a rotten curry puff. if not, you can eat the puff la* Aiite niggz. I's be seeing you catzzz on da Flip-S!dE! Whoo!!!!!!!!

14 bitchslaps

2007-09-20T03:10:00.000-07:00

I got myself a job and a couple of scratches on my feet and ass to commemorate the first week of holidays. Woohoo! I'd like to thank Aidil for hooking me up with a job and apparently my job-advertisement on this ubergoodlooking blog of mine paid off. I've only worked for a couple of days and I'm already counting the days til payday. I think it's cos I miss the feeling of buying something using my own hard earned cash. The feeling is orgasmic but I've not had that orgasm in like 20,000 years. And I told a few people that I'd treat them chicken rice. See how la k? *prays that by the time I get my pay, the chicken flu will be back and people will be scared to eat chickens cos they are afraid that they'll cluck like one and have feathers on their pimply asses* :p

My main computer is down with a shitty virus and my nigga-ass brother will be rebooting the entire system. So I can't upload pictures just yet. But I can describe to you how the picture looks like la. I'll describe as detailed as I can. When I'm taking the picture then I'll describe. Now you just imagine la. K.

I woke up at around 4ish pm today. Don't know why I slept like a babibuto (smartpig/spiderpig). I think it's cos today's a Thursday and tomorrow's a Friday and that I'm fasting today and tomorrow also. Whoa. I made a hell lot of cents there.

Eh, gtg la. Smell yo niggas' bollaz soon```

13, balls!

2007-09-16T02:13:00.001-07:00

Yo yo, Ne=yo!! I finally decided to not be lazy and do some tidying up on the blog. I changed a hell lot of stuffs and I broke a sweat. I feel like I just finish running Bukit Timah Nature Trail. I think I spent like 5 hours doing all these changes. Hope all of you like it! I did it for you guys and you guys only. You all drive me forward and thus this is for you. Hope it was worth 5 hours of my life doing this for you. I know it wasn't :p

Fatin said that I won't update as much even though its the holidays, but I beg to differ! I will update as often as facial hair grows on my face. I'll make sure cum(shot) end of the month, I'll have more entries than Aidil has hair on his little noodle.

I wonder what I'll be having for buke later. Oh, for those non-malays reading this, (I'm a fucking racist btw) buke means breaking fast. I hope there will be like food there la. Yay, another hour or so to go before the sunsets and the rise of the (silver surfer) moon. Power to the gedeng-gak la!

Did you know that Darlie was formerly known as Darkie? It's like the people finally decided to be white and clean instead of black and fungus-y. (See, I told you I was racist) Damn racist la. I wish I had teeth as white as Darki.....err I mean Darlie. Balls fool. Hah, imagine your form teacher's face was Darkie. Wouldn't that be awesome? He'd tell you stories about he and his top hat and his teeth all day while giving out free 1.5l toothpaste.

Eh, I think I wanna go play PS2. My banglafied brother brought the PSP. So, no choice loRxxx. kEliaN Lor! Wo dE pSp TakEn By Wo dE dA-gE! K bye

12

2007-09-13T08:42:00.000-07:00

Hey yo. Exams over and you can't imagine how glad I am that it's over. It feels like I just finished O'Levels.

Now, for the holidays!!

Oh ya, anyone know any vacancy anywhere tell me. I want to find a job and it'll be great if anyone can hint me where to start. Don't tell me classifieds or jobdb.com. I maybe in ITE but I'm not that dumb :P

If someone were to punch you in the face, what would you do? Other than the usual retaliation by beating the shit out of the person, what else? *takes out pen and paper to note down*

MTV's playing Creed now. Eh! Today first day of Ramadhan la sia. Almost forgot. I didn't really feel any discomfort or anything. You know, usually people complain and blahblahblah but it was alright for me today. It might not be say 2 weeks from now. Damn fool. Scully I become as skinny as this ah! Haha

Nevermind. Still sexy ma! Woo! Imran sex

I always don't know what to blog about. Hmm.. Maybe I should like go for blogging class. Teach you how to type properly and use your pinkie to type also. Cool what. You'll save a hell lot of time if you use all 10 fingers to type ma. I think Admin students know how to type using all their fingers cos they have this module, Keyboarding. ? The first thing that came to my mind when I heard it was, "Eh, admin students don't know how to use keyboard ah? Must teach ah? Maybe they don't think keyboard is for typing. Maybe admins students think that keyboard is for playing Scrabble, UnoStacko or something.". Oh well. A whole lot of gibberish. K. If you manage to read this far, you just wasted 14 seconds of your life reading this dumb sh!t. Maybe you're a dumb sh!t. HaHAHAHAHahaHAHAh!!

K. Ok. Eh, I feel like eating donut ah. You buy for me I eat for you k? Thanks

11

2007-09-10T09:07:00.000-07:00

Yeah. 2 more papers beeyatch!!
Tourism sucks and Accounting sucks even harder than that.

Eh, headache la. K la. I go off already. Exam period you know. Must go on hiatus. ...yeah right balls

10

2007-09-05T04:53:00.000-07:00

It sucks when you're sick ya know'? You can't do a whole lotta shit. You can't smoke as much, you can't drink cold drinks as much, you can't masturbate alot..you know, the works. But hey, a trip to the doctors' just now made me feel a hell lot better. They prescribed me with antibotics la, some pill for running nose la and some other crack that should help me with my condition. I hope I'll be feeling peachy come tomorrow cos exams are coming and the urgency to study is like whoa! Studying when you're sick is also a no-no. Cannot concentrate la, banana-head.

I'd like to thank my TPS group for their hardwork and effort put in. It paid off! *pats Aidil's, Rashid's and Azhar's back* We celebrate by studying hard for our exams :)

I was just about to post some pictures up when I realised that my sister accidentally deleted the pictures in the camera. Power pack la! Woo! Nvm. I retake the pictures then I upload, k? ...yeah right balls.

Eh, I wanna find job after exams. Anyone got vacancys anywhere or know a friend that works somewhere and needs people, do inform! Want to work la. So got moolah during the holidays. If not, output alot and input not alot.

I want to hold an English class ah. Cos my Engerrrlish beRry dE g0oD loRX! stUP!d sEc ScH0Ol Kid$! ThE 1 wEeK HolIdaY bEry de errr-Xing LoR!

9

2007-09-01T08:55:00.000-07:00

I've got no motivation to update. Yeah. That's about it.

Teachers Day was pretty good. It turned out pretty alright. All the hard work was actually worth it. I messed up a little during my performance but it was alright! Fuck it.

My dad just bought a new camera. Awesome. I'll try to post pictures on this blog so you have more stuffs to read.

I don't wanna update alot cos of the neverending lazyness that is deep inside of me. Woot!

Exams coming, must study! Go IQV!

'Imran, change your face'

One, more thing. Fuck the world..really

8

2007-08-19T02:34:00.000-07:00

I just bought me a new organizer! Nice la. K best.

Tomorrow is Tourism project presentation. I'm not that nervous, I'm rather scared of the amount of material that my group have. Well, just ok go only. Hope we'll score :)

My mp3 is fucked.

My lunch was instant noodles, biscuts and a bottle of yoghurt. Whoa, healthy. Balls.

The weather is cold. Awesome shit, bitch.

K la. Bye. I wanted to update more but when I started typing the first few letters of this entry, I grew lazier and blank-er (?sp).

K. Practice safe sex. Use rubbers!

7 ah i think

2007-08-12T08:37:00.000-07:00

People just don't know when/how to appreciate the stuffs around them til it's gone. They know about it, but they choose to nothing about it. Oh well.

Hah. I was just listening to this song which me and my old bandmates recorded. Fuck, brings back memories sial. Sheshas, ciggys, milk tea, home club, jamming sessions and etc. Damn, i miss the old times. Shit.

Things and people change. Ugh. Change is good, no? Nope.

6 fat

2007-07-28T09:26:00.000-07:00

Balls. To start of this entry, I'd urge whoever is reading now to go watch the 'Spider Pig' trailer from the movie Simpsons and "enjet- enjet semut" from donnowhereone at uuuutooooobbbeeee. Ok? Kapish? Sui bo? Baik ah

Thanks Fatin for the treat just now. I'm quite stuffed now still! Oh ya, your slippers bErI de nicE onE LoRx!! ;) Oh ya, thanks for the trading of your Hand-gage. I'll try to take good care of it la. No promises though.

My brother brought Chicken Mcnuggets back home, changed and went out again all within the space of 10 mins. He went to catch a movie in town. At least there are 2 nuggets left, not 1 so it's alright. Can give one to my sister and another one to my hamster. Fat-ass hamster. Want to squeeze it, cannot. Want to pinch it, cannot. Want to poke it, can..but cannot also. Sh!tZ!~

I just started reading Deathly Hallows (Harry Cockhead). So far I'm at Chapter...2. Ok la. I was psyched for only a page. I think I have to force myself to read cos I think the enthusiasm sort of dried up while waiting for my smellyass sister to finish reading. Thanks to her bf for getting the book for us! Woo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok la. Next time you update for me la. You as in the person reading this blog, word by word, alphabet by alphabet. I give you my password and you can do whatever shit you want to it. Heck! I'll even throw in a free towel, as well!

Aiite niggaz. Balls to you.

5 phrases you should be equippedfying withing for the rest of your smallested lifes

2007-07-24T05:23:00.000-07:00

repeat after me: Fuck you.

Eh, I think I'll update when my chest hair grow as thick as the hair on my head ah.
Oi, your balls are showing la. It's as big as David Beckham's cock hair.
Alamak, your face like accident la. You need to change your face.
HAhaa, you testicle face!
Question: What is big, long, thick and strong? Hint: Smth to do with Imran :)

K bye! Thanks for reading my quiz, beeeeyatch!!!!!!!!!!!!

4

2007-07-16T08:28:00.001-07:00

I think I suck at giving advice. That's why people don't usually come to me for advice. None at all, zit. Besides, I'm only good at saying the word 'chill' right? Fuck. That's why people just suddenly change the subject when we're in the middle of everything. Wow. Awesome. I'm not good at anything anyway. I'm not trying to gain sympathy or like asking you to tag and say that I'm good at this and blahblahblah, but I'm trying to make a point. You see, I suck at making jokes, I suck at advices, I suck at giving a listening ear, I suck at soccer, I suck in studies, I suck at being a friend, I suck in everything. Before you know it, I'll start sucking cock. Pffttt.

Fuck the world and everything that is revolving it.
And lastly, fuck you!

3 mi pok neh neh ju ju

2007-07-15T02:28:00.000-07:00

First week of school has been somewhat a drag cos half the time, we (my class) get loads of free time as our teachers are away on course. I'm not complaining, but our CA's coming up really soon and exams are fucking creeping at the corner of the room. Shiat. At least school is back. And just only after 1 week, I feel like I've been in school for like 5-20 weeks or something. Dang!

I had fun on Saturday! Thanks for the chapati tau! Heeeeeee. You eat nUgZ! *hugs*

Cheebs - cheebye. Nugz - nuggets.
That's the only short forms I know in my life. So if I call you nugz, you should be proud! cos you're a nugget! and nuggets are cute! (maybe it doesn't apply to everyone of you la, but we'll see how k?)

Iteniary for latre: Eat, bath, go ngaji (Quran reading) , come back from ngaji, eat again, shit, study, watch tv, maybe d/l music, then sleep.

GSS ends next week, and this is just a reminder. STB asked my to put this up for them.

OK la, i wanna go makan my nugz. woo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2nd for the second time

2007-07-10T06:56:00.000-07:00

I think my lazyness got the best of me. My grades are slipping, my position being stripped off me, my already fugly-ass face and sometimes even lazy to bath! I think the wierdest thing someone told me about lazyness is that he's lazy to eat. How can you even be lazy to eat? (I admit, I had my own fair share of scenarios) Food! Delicious food! How can anyone resist a mouth-watering for example, hotcakes with sausage meal? I'd kick the person in the head if he/she dared! (If you don't want I can help you eat it)

I don't know how I drifted away from my 'lazy' topic to food. I think it's cos I'm having my dinner now. That's why. Shit, I wanted to blog about something else. Oh well. Next time la. At least now my blog has like entrieS to read, not just entrY. PeAzE oUtZS Hom!e$!

1 again

2007-07-03T20:02:00.000-07:00

Hah. I deleted then undeleted my blog. Takde kerja. I don't know. I think I might just leave this blog to rot and die. I'll update more on my lj. But if i ever want to speak my mind and tell the masses, i will do it here. Hah. Ok then. I go put tagboard